Asshole Coffee: 1369 Coffee House
Espresso Rating: 6/10
Americano Rating: 6/10
Coffee Rating: Poop
I had heard of this coffee shop back when I lived in NYC and was excited to check it out.
|They had some decent looking pastries.|
|Andrew got a cup of coffee.|
|This would be Andrew dumping crap onto the ground.|
|Espresso - $2.30|
|Vegan Harvest Bar (cranberries, coconut, walnut) - $2.30|
It was cakey but moist.
A handful of at least moderately attractive lesbians walked in during my ten minute stay, so there's that to be said for this place. But alas, I don't really care for their espresso and we already know how I feel about their coffee.
Yet, I went back to try the place one more time:
|Iced Americano - 6/10|
|Cajun Potato Broccoli Quiche - $4.20|
They warmed it up and served it with greens and a tomato slice! The amount of Cajun spice was negligible and there wasn't hot sauce on the bar. Why the heck was it even called "Cajun?" I guess it was nice that they used red potatoes that still had their skins. The crust, however, seemed like a generic store bought crust. In fact the whole thing seemed like it'd been purchased at a shaws or something. 1369 disappoints me again. I think I'm done.