|The Big Tasty: Cheese, Lettuce, Pickles, Onions, Tomatoes and Big Tasty Sauce - $4.95|
|Spicy Jalapeno Burger - YES!!!!|
|Bucket o' condiments|
It's like Shake Shack in that you get that wonderful fast foodish gluttony of burgerdom but without the shittiness of fast food. Shake Shack uses a potato bun to Tasty Burger's sesame bun, which I would've thought was inherently superior, but a sesame bun is such a classic harking back to uncomplicated childhood pleasures that it does bring a different layer of pleasure. Thus, even more than Shake Shack though these things are smushed, simple indulgences that your brain can shut up and enjoy, thinking only, "Mmm, mmm, oh yes, yes, yes, ohhh yes, mmmm." Though it probably does help to be trashed.
The only other thought I had about this burger was that if I could masturbate a burger into existence, it'd be this one.
One time I successfully convinced my friends to take me there after dancing, I was so drunk I didn't even remember eating it the next morning. This causes me much sadness to this day.