You'll smell donuts from at least hundred feet away. "Where are they coming from?" you'll ask each other. You'll find this sign:
|Don't be tempted by the buttermilk crunch or jelly filled. Just ask for whatever's hottest.|
|We wound up with honey dipped, hot of the presses, just like Krispy Kreme except even more deliciously grease-soaked.|
*Would also make a great euphemism for rim jobs.