|If they hadn't left the bread unbuttered and un-toasted, it would have been the perfect lobster roll, just fresh-as-fuck lobster with a little mayo and salt.|
| I've never had to use the phrase "too much lobster" before. My girlfriend couldn't finish hers. |
|What are all these cute drinks? A Pinkie? A Baby Guinness? I'll come back and find out this April!|
|$2 Cherry Bomb - with cherries that have been soaking in vodka for a year|
|Don't fill up on the free cracker mix. You have too much lobster to eat for that! Though I suppose if you stay here long enough drinking those cute cocktails, this may come in handy.|
|Soon soon soon soon|
P.S. Don't be alarmed when your poop is orange the next morning, that's just what lobster poop looks like.